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EnterXcaliborg (A.K.A Xcaliborg)


Jordan Lobegeier


ageless (is an immortal deity)



Years Active:

27/09/2010 - present


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Jordan Lobegeier, better known by his screen name Xcaliborg (formerly EnterXcaliborg and LoliWithAnExcaliborg), is the creator of Denpa Onna Abridged, Dokuro-Chan Abridged, Darker Than Buttcrack, Blue Exorcist The Abridged Series (BE:TAS for short), and The Prince & the Pussy, as well as a range of One-Shot parodies.


Xcaliborg began abridging late 2010 starting with the series Dokuro-Chan Abridged (Which was aided by his friend SaitonoEx). After a strange occurance, his first account was deleted and had to create a new account. From this point, Xcaliborg decided to begin editing another series known as Denpa Onna Abridged.

Xcaliborg is known for his range of random One-shot series ranging from some older anime to more recent anime. Some include "Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai", "Midori Days" and "Steins;Gate". His abridging style is Influenced by other Abridgers such Zeromaster, TehExorcist & purpleeyeswtf.

Cast members in Dokuro-Chan Abridged:

Xcaliborg, SaitonoEx, TheMisakiDubs, NeumanProductions & Sydsnap.

Cast members in Denpa Onna Abridged:

Xcaliborg, ShinigamiEater, HAN0N1viBritannia, Sydsnap & xbubblemunkyx.

Cast members in Darker Than Buttcrack:

Xcaliborg, Sydsnap. (Plus 1 - 2 cameos an episode due to it being Xcaliborg's personal series)

Cast members in Blue Exorcist The Abridged Series:

Xcaliborg, BloodTearProductions, ShinigamiEater, MrSkoringo, Sydsnap, Zeromaster.

Cast members (Cameos) in random One-Shots:

MrSkoringo, Chommper17, Sydsnap, prinnydood07, ShinigamiEater, MuffinVA, RunawayTurist, TransformingMorpher, StrawberrySana, DriatanVA, MOM0KI, Zeromaster, Dotvob, SinyuVuu, purpleeyeswtf, OreimoAbridgedSeries.

List of One-Shots/Short Series:[]

  • Midori Days Abridged: One-Shot/Two-Shot.
  • Madoka MENT (5 part series).
  • Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai Abridged: One-Shot.
  • Steins;MENT.
  • Toradora The Obviously Abridged Comedy Show (5 episode short series).
  • C³ Abridged? (3 episodes/canceled).
  • Sora No Otoshimono Abridged: One-Shot.
  • Infinite Mentos 1 & 2.
  • K-OI!
  • Strike Sandwitches.
  • Not Another One-Shot.
  • AnoHana: The Parody We Saw That Day.
  • Highschool Of The Dead Maybe.
  • The Melon Curly Of Hairy He Suzanne Mia.
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion Abridged: One-Shot.
  • G'day From Class 5-2.
  • Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai Abridged: One-Shot.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Abridged: One-Shot.
  • _____ Art Online (2 episodes/ongoing).
  • Nisemonogonorrhea.
  • Naruto Spoof Birthday Present.


  • Many people refer to Xcaliborg as 'Aussie Jordan'.
  • The name Xcaliborg is a reference to the anime Bludgeoning Angel: Dokuro-Chan.
  • Xcaliborg is passionate about music, however does not play any instruments.
  • His favourite anime include: Another, Angel Beats, Death Note, Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Elfen Lied & Seitokai No Ichizon.
  • His favourite video games include: Banjo Tooie, Luigi's Mansion, Kingdom Hearts II, Ilo & Milo, Dead Space (1, 2 & 3), TLOZ: Twilight Princess, ilomilo &'Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havok.
  • He was in a relationship with Sydsnap.

Abridged One-Shot Trivia:[]

  • "K-OI" was a one-shot thrown together during a Skype call in which Xcaliborg thought it'd be funny to make all the members in the Light Music Club British, as well as Sawa-Sempai (excluding Azusa).
  • "Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai Abridged: One-Shot" was made for the soul purpose of making fun of "WokProAbridger's" series. It was also scripted with prinnydood07 and Chommper17.
  • "C3 Abridged?" Is a series that is made when Xcaliborg has spare time, most the characters are based on other abridgers characters or just rediculous voices. For example: The main character "Shady" (he's a real good rapper) is based on ShadyVox's Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged.
  • "Madoka MENT" is one of Xcaliborg's most highly received series, however couldn't be completed due to the actual anime becoming hard to work with after 3 episodes.
  • "Not Another One-Shot" is the first of all of Xcaliborg's series/one-shots to have guest cameos. They include purpleeyeswtf and Zeromaster.
  • "Infinite Mentos" is a birthday present to RunawayTurist. It is highly based on his series Infinite MENT.
  • "AnoHana: The Parody We Saw That Day" is a parody made for Sydsnap's birthday.
  • "Highschool Of The Dead Maybe" is a short one-shot made for xbubblemunkyx's birthday.
  • "The Melon Curly Of Hairy He Suzanne Mia" is the result of searching up the meanings to Sydney and Jordan's names on the website Urban Dictionary then quoting them within a video.
  • "Neon Genesis Evangelion Abridged: One-Shot" is a birthday present made for Transformingmorpher, based on his own Evangelion Abridged.
  • "Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai Abridged: One-Shot" is a birthday present for Chommper17 as well as Dotvob & Dejay. It is Chommper17's favourite series this season. It is in the style of 'Dotvobs' parodies, very ridiculous and crazy.
  • FMABA: One-Shot is a birthday present mostly for KaggyFilms, the gag at the beginning wasn't improvised like most think... But rather scripted.
  • The _____ Art Online parodies are thrown together within 2 hours. Scripted by Xcaliborg & Sydsnap.
  • Nisemonogonorrhea is a small parody scripted by Sydsnap and Xcaliborg. The parody is considered more of an 'experiment' using a new style Xcaliborg usually tends to ignore, this is conversation humor.====
  • Naruto Spoof One-Shot was a small gift for LittleKuriboh basically mimicing his style, almost.

Famous Quotes:[]

  • "The fucks are not evident in this general area."
      - Not Another One Shot
  • "I am the box ghost!"
      - AnoHana: The Parody We Saw That Day
  • "More like... tea FAGS!"
  • "That's Mr. Professor Hero of Tokyo to YOU, scumbag!"
  • "Oh you're on fire tonight!"
  • "Well, there's 150 bucks right there!"
      - Darker Than Buttcrack
  • "Why aren't we moveing?" "Sir, the ship's not left the dock yet." "Shut up and let me DREAAAM!"
  • "Full, tits and ass! I'm NORMAL!"
      - Strike Sandwiches
  • "She is meat, and she is not allowed!"
  • "Can I take this meat off yet? "No... not yet."
  • "Little pig, little pig, let me in!" "Not by the hairs on my chinny chin-chin!"
      - Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai One Shot
  • "Ok, next scene." Ooh wa-ah-ah-ah "I meant the scene without me in it!" "But I like this scene, it makes me hard!!"
  • "Good morning, class, I'm your teacher!" "My what?" "Your teacher!" "A teacher? What kind of blasphemy is this??" "You're not making any sense, Ichika!" "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME??" "...I'M YOUR TEACHER!" "You already said that, you dumb bitch!"
  • "I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident!"
  • "My name is Shinonono Houki!" "Shin-o-no-no! Shin-o-no-no!"
  • "Are you guys my sister?" "...Yep!" "So Ichika, why are you a boy?" "You're facing the wrong way, you fucker."
      - Infinite Mentos
  • "I do say you're a bloody twat." "What'd you say to me, fartknocker?!" "Oh, I'm sorry. Allow me to explain in a manner you'd understand. You...are an ugly dyke."
  • "Oh, god! Did you- did you see my panties?" "Why would it matter? I'm an 11-year-old boy. My testicles won't be dropping for at least 2 years, love."
  • "Erasus Underwearus!"
  • "Tits!" "I'm the school nurse! Come to me if you ever have any... needs I can fulfill." "I'm 37!"
      - Negiment