|Welcome to the Survival!|
|Season 1, Episode 3|
|Written & Mixed by||CardboardLawyer|
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Main Article[edit | edit source]
CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[edit | edit source]
"MEANWHILE AT COUNCIL OF EVILDOING'S SECRET LAIR...
Al Gore: Yes my master.... The infection has spread nicely.
An office grade desk chair spins around ominously...
Al Gore: Soon the virus will take its toll and make them believe that global warming exists, and that I created the internet!
His serpent tongue rattling as he choked out his answer.
Hitler: Zir! Zir! Vere zeems to ve a problem!
They both stare with disgust.
Al Gore: Fucking interns... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? This is Czar Richard Nixon X! The leader of the SUPREME COUNCIL OF EVILDOING!
Hitler: But von Fuher....
Said Hitler with a schoolgirl-ish blush.
Hitler: ZE DIZEAZE HAZ MIXED VITH ZARGENT GORE'Z VIRUZ!
Czar Richard Nixon X turned his void-like eyes to Sargent Gore.
Al Gore: That means... ZAWMBIES!
Cast[edit | edit source]
- CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
- Flyingbandicoot - Misaki
- ShamanStick - Yamazaki
- Xaiyuchan - Senpai Girl
- Cage500 - Google
- Adamwestslapdog - ENDER
Highlights[edit | edit source]
- Satou destroys the internet by doing something other than looking at porn
- Satou becomes a zombie after spending a week playing hentai games
- Misaki lectures Satou on the capabilities and characteristics of zombies using information from The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks