Welcome to the Survival!
Season 1, Episode 3
Air date 12/01/2009
Length 4:06
Created by CardboardLawyer
Written & Mixed by CardboardLawyer
Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ulmpel0Yw0
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Welcome to the NHK Abridged (by CardboardLawyer)

CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[edit | edit source]

"MEANWHILE AT COUNCIL OF EVILDOING'S SECRET LAIR...
Al Gore: Yes my master.... The infection has spread nicely.
An office grade desk chair spins around ominously...
Nixon: Excellent.
Al Gore: Soon the virus will take its toll and make them believe that global warming exists, and that I created the internet!
Nixon: Yesssssssssssss.
His serpent tongue rattling as he choked out his answer.
Hitler: Zir! Zir! Vere zeems to ve a problem!
They both stare with disgust.
Al Gore: Fucking interns... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? This is Czar Richard Nixon X! The leader of the SUPREME COUNCIL OF EVILDOING!
Hitler: But von Fuher....
Said Hitler with a schoolgirl-ish blush.
Hitler: ZE DIZEAZE HAZ MIXED VITH ZARGENT GORE'Z VIRUZ!
Czar Richard Nixon X turned his void-like eyes to Sargent Gore.
Nixon: What?
Al Gore: That means... ZAWMBIES!

Cast[edit | edit source]

  • CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
  • Flyingbandicoot - Misaki
  • ShamanStick - Yamazaki
  • Xaiyuchan - Senpai Girl
  • Cage500 - Google
  • Adamwestslapdog - ENDER

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Satou destroys the internet by doing something other than looking at porn
  • Satou becomes a zombie after spending a week playing hentai games
  • Misaki lectures Satou on the capabilities and characteristics of zombies using information from The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
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