| Welcome to the Belated Welcome! | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 2 (1.1) | |
| Air date | 10/17/2009 |
| Length | 3:46 |
| Created by | CardboardLawyer |
| Written & Mixed by | CardboardLawyer |
| Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1232aGhcSUU |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Welcome to the Hell Hole! |
Next Welcome to the Survival! |
Main Article[]
Welcome to the NHK Abridged (by CardboardLawyer)
CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[]
"Wow, welcome to the first episode of the brand new abridged ser- wait a tick... this is the second episode! Damn I couldn't tell! I mean just wow. It feels, smells, and even tastes like a first episode! If this is a second episode why doesn't it make any understanding in my brain area? Oh well, screw it its out. Just pretend the plot is a sequel of the last movie you saw. I'm sure it will make more since that way."
Cast[]
- CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
- Naruhodominuki - Misaki
- Xaiyuchan - Senpai
- ShamanStick - Yamazaki
- Ezekieru - Mr. Wall
- Gnitmonger - Rapist #1
- Adamwestslapdog - ENDER
Highlights[]
Misaki quote:
- "The Hikikomori is on average twice as dumb as a dolphin…after having its brain smashed into what is 1% of canned tuna"
Satou quotes:
- ”I’M GONNA STUFF YOUR CORPSE INTO ONE OF MY TALKING HOUSEHOLD ITEMS….Upon reviewing you, I don’t believe you’d fit in my refrigerator”
- ”Son of a bitch, I thought I could change the past via flashback”
The ENDER segment claims that CardboardLawyer sold the rights to his life story to Will Smith, who turned it into a factual documentary called "The Fresh Prince of Bell Air".