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Welcome to the Belated Welcome!
Season 1, Episode 2 (1.1)
Air date 10/17/2009
Length 3:46
Created by CardboardLawyer
Written & Mixed by CardboardLawyer
Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1232aGhcSUU
Episode guide
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CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[]

"Wow, welcome to the first episode of the brand new abridged ser- wait a tick... this is the second episode! Damn I couldn't tell! I mean just wow. It feels, smells, and even tastes like a first episode! If this is a second episode why doesn't it make any understanding in my brain area? Oh well, screw it its out. Just pretend the plot is a sequel of the last movie you saw. I'm sure it will make more since that way."



Misaki quote:

  • "The Hikikomori is on average twice as dumb as a dolphin…after having its brain smashed into what is 1% of canned tuna"

Satou quotes:

  • ”I’M GONNA STUFF YOUR CORPSE INTO ONE OF MY TALKING HOUSEHOLD ITEMS….Upon reviewing you, I don’t believe you’d fit in my refrigerator”
  • ”Son of a bitch, I thought I could change the past via flashback”

The ENDER segment claims that CardboardLawyer sold the rights to his life story to Will Smith, who turned it into a factual documentary called "The Fresh Prince of Bell Air".