|Welcome to the Belated Welcome!|
|Season 1, Episode 2 (1.1)|
|Written & Mixed by||CardboardLawyer|
Welcome to the Hell Hole!
Welcome to the Survival!
CardboardLawyer's Episode Description
"Wow, welcome to the first episode of the brand new abridged ser- wait a tick... this is the second episode! Damn I couldn't tell! I mean just wow. It feels, smells, and even tastes like a first episode! If this is a second episode why doesn't it make any understanding in my brain area? Oh well, screw it its out. Just pretend the plot is a sequel of the last movie you saw. I'm sure it will make more since that way."
- CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
- Naruhodominuki - Misaki
- Xaiyuchan - Senpai
- ShamanStick - Yamazaki
- Ezekieru - Mr. Wall
- Gnitmonger - Rapist #1
- Adamwestslapdog - ENDER
- "The Hikikomori is on average twice as dumb as a dolphin…after having its brain smashed into what is 1% of canned tuna"
- ”I’M GONNA STUFF YOUR CORPSE INTO ONE OF MY TALKING HOUSEHOLD ITEMS….Upon reviewing you, I don’t believe you’d fit in my refrigerator”
- ”Son of a bitch, I thought I could change the past via flashback”
The ENDER segment claims that CardboardLawyer sold the rights to his life story to Will Smith, who turned it into a factual documentary called "The Fresh Prince of Bell Air".