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Welcome to Suicide Island
Season 1, Episode 12-14
Air date 09/02/2010
Length 4:39
Created by CardboardLawyer
Written & Mixed by CardboardLawyer
Link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFFlAIsO6w
Episode guide
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CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[]

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"The wonderful people who didn't kill themselves when I asked them to record for me:" - CardboardLawyer's episode description continued

  • CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
  • Flyingbandicoot - Misaki
  • ShamanStick - Yamazaki
  • Xaiyuchan - Hitomi
  • Gogenks - the Boyfriend Guy
  • BossTrigger - Sad Man
  • Gothicks - Pokemon Kid
  • LordMoonstone - Lost Fanatic
  • Unwardil - Dr. Un Wardil
  • Adamwestslapdog - ENDER, Old man #2


  • Misaki won't show Yamazaki her boobs

Dr. Un Wardil quote:

  • ”I was expelled because having an expansive vocabulary isn’t the same as gutting a man and allowing a scalpel to frollick though his intestines”

Pokemon Kid quote:

  • ”In order to communicate with the Pokemon, I simply developed telepathy”

Satou quotes:

  • "Do you like my hat?"
  • ”Our love is like a bungee cord: every time I pull away from you I snap back and hit you in the face”