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Welcome to the [Working Title]
Season 1, Episode 10 and 11
Air date 05/23/2010
Length 3:28
Created by CardboardLawyer
Written & Mixed by CardboardLawyer
Link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFKwjha-SmA
Episode guide
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Bonus episode (uploaded May 14, 2010): Welcome to the NHK 10 and 11 by George dot wmv.jpg

Main Article[]

Welcome to the NHK Abridged (by CardboardLawyer)

CardboardLawyer's Episode Description[]

"This episode is currently accepted as canon within the Legend of Zelda timeline. That is not a lie. I would never lie to you. I love you. What? You no longer feel for me? Well that is a shame. Better to have love and lost then to have never loved at all. Who am I kidding? Who will ever love me, I am just a video description. What did you call me? A crotch bar? I find that offensive... but true. Like all stereotypes. Beep boop.

Cast[]

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF THESE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE THESE PEOPLE:"

  • CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
  • Flyingbandicoot - Misaki
  • ShamanStick - Yamazaki
  • Xaiyuchan - Hitomi
  • SamTheGreek - the Cat
  • Gogenks - the Boyfriend Guy
  • Adamwestslapdog - ENDER
  • Brentalfloss's lips - Yamazaki's lips from 0:08-0:10
  • David Bowie - Goblin King, Jareth

Highlights[]

  • The transition from the 1960's Batman is used during the stalking sequence...until Yamazaki actually says "quick, to the Batcave!"

Hitomi's catchphrase:

  • "Smells like conspiricy"

This exchange:

  • Satou: "In killing it I will be killing myself!"
  • Yamazaki: "That's not how transitive properties work!"
  • Satou: "If I die, I'm taking gravity with me!!"
  • Yamazaki: ”Issac Newton says ‘Fuck you’! Where’s your messiah now!?”

Misaki's interesting version of world history

  • "The evil Ottomon empire in association with Ghengis Khangeskan had fallen to his mighty Watergate cannon, assuring all that the only thing we have to fear was, in fact, dinosaurs"