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Super Android 13 Abridged

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  • Christopher Guerrero – Dr. Gero
  • Ganxingba – Android 17
  • Amber Lee Connors – Android 18
  • Takahata101 – Cell (Fetus)
  • Hnilmik – Chi-Chi
  • MasakoX – Gohan, Goku
  • Antfish – Android 15
  • Lanipator – Krillin, Master Roshi, Vegeta, Piccolo
  • KaiserNeko – Oolong, Trunks
  • RicePirate – Android 13
  • Remix – Kami
  • Hbi2k – Nail
  • Marc Swint – Narrator 1
  • DJSexcidillionaire – Narrator 2


  • "Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams" meme
  • Star Wars
  • Snakes on a Plane (TV edit)
  • Sesame Street's "Mahna Mahna" song
  • Lost in Space ("Danger, Will Robinson!")


  • Android 14's voice is composed of an image that was converted into an audio file.


Dr. Gero: Updates complete. Now activating number 13.
(Android 13's pod opens)
Android 13: (in a southern accent) Mighty kind of you, doctor.
Dr. Gero: For crying out loud we just finished patching that!
Android 13: Doc, you can't fix what ain't broke. Now, where's my trucker hat?
(Android 13's trucker hat lowers onto his head while a rendition of the Imperial March from Star Wars plays on a banjo in the background)

(Android 13 is explaining the Androids' defects)
Vegeta: Alright, but what about the small one? Is it 'cause he's purple?
Android 13: OK racist, if you must know, it's 'cause he's got a drinkin' problem.
Android 15: Hey, it's only a problem when I run out!
Android 13: We don't like to talk about it.

Vegeta: So, are you ready to die, Android?
Android 15: (starts drinking)
Vegeta: A-are you---?
Android 15: (holds up a finger, continues drinking)
Vegeta: Does that even do anything for you?
Android 15: (puts drink away) Not anymore.

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