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  • John Williams - Destruction of Krypton
  • Richard O'Brien - Time Warp (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
  • Kenji Yamamoto - Yokan
  • Immediate Music - Murder Bath Scene
  • Kenji Yamamoto - Destiny
  • Kenji Yamamoto - The Formidable Warrior, The Saiyan
  • Ted Geisel - Welcome Christmas
  • Pfeifer Broz. - Hail to Evil
  • Immediate Music - Guilty as Charged
  • Kenji Yamamoto - Kami no Sasoi
  • Dick Walter - Summertime Outing
  • Immediate Music - The Menacing Silence
  • Immediate Music - Maximum Impact
  • Immediate Music - Bad Idea
  • Ludwig van Beethoven - Symphony No. 9 (Op. 125)
  • Otto Sieben - Sad Espressivo
  • Immediate Music - Uncommon Hero
  • Huey Lewis and the News - Back in Time


  • The citizens of planet Plant all sound like Kermit the Frog
  • Dr. Dre
  • Tupac
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • Rza
  • Ice Cube
  • Chris Brown


  • This episode explains why Frieza's men are named after fruits and why Captain Ginyu is required to dance the Dance of Joy after every successful mission.
  • It is also revealed that Frieza's race lives on a planet known as the Frost Planet.


(Bardock wakes up in a bed)
Bardock: Am I in a bed? Does Hell have beds? You'd think they'd have beds of spikes...or spiders...or spikey spiders...spikers.

Tupac: Here you are, violent savior. I have brought you more food that you detest.
Bardock: Seriously, kid, if you don't start bringing me meat, I am literally gonna shit bricks.
(Tupac places a rock next to Bardock.)
Bardock: That is a rock!

Bardock: (Muffled due to his face being shoved into the ground) Frieza!...Frieza!...Frieza!
Chilled: I don't know who this Frieza is, but he sounds like a classy lady.

Bardock: Hey, you, what year is it?
Chilled: Two thousand two hundred and twenty-two. (2222)
Bardock: BC or AD?
Chilled: The hell are those?
Bardock: I'm in the f***ing past!
Bardock: OF ALL THE STUPID, ASININE, SHARK-JUMPING BULLSHIT! (transforms into a Super Saiyan out of pure anger)

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