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The Set Up

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  • Cha-La-Head-Cha-La Prologue by Shunsuke Kikuchi


  • Nappa: "But Vegeta... Tricks are for kids". "Trix are for kids" is the campaign for the Trix cereal.
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  • Nappa says, "Imma firin' my..." followed by a shoop da whoop "Blaaaahhh" an internet meme made popular by "The Lazer Collection." Funny enough, the shoop da whoop meme has its origins in DBZ (second stage cell specifically)


(Nappa sets his sights on Krillin after beating Gohan to the ground)
Nappa: Midget's next! (Charges after Krillin)
Krillin: (Desperately) My turn! My turn! My turn!
(Nappa stops)
Vegeta: (Confused) Wha... Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
(Vegeta's nose starts bleeding)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, just... just an aneurism out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow! Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
(Vegeta screams in frustration)
Vegeta: (Struggling to restrain his temper) 9 minutes, 18 seconds... 9 minutes, 18 seconds...
Nappa: What's that, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Happiest... moment... of... my life.

(Krillin throws a destructo disk at Nappa)
Nappa: Ooh! A frisbee, Vegeta!
Vegeta: (Alarmed) Nappa! NO! It's a trick!
Nappa: But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Vegeta: (Awkward pause) You know what, Nappa? On second thought, catch it. Catch it with your teeth.
Nappa: (Delighted) Yay! Like a doggie! Bow--(The disc flies past his face, cutting it) OW!
(The disc flies toward a plateau)
Mountain Climber: Riiiicolaaaa... (The disc cuts the top of the plateau off, causing it to fall) Oh, GOD DAMN IT! (The top collapses into a pile of rubble)
Nappa: (Seeing the cut on his face) Oh no! My face! My precious modeling career! (Remembers having his photo taken for a Vogue magazine)

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!
Piccolo: (Dying) Ech....Gohan, come closer. There's...s-something...I have to tell you.
Gohan: Is it...that you've always pictured me as a son, because you could never make your own, considering you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring?
Piccolo: Neeeeerrrrrrd.
Gohan: Wh-what?
Piccolo: Just...shut up, and listen.
Gohan: What is it, Mr. Piccolo?
Piccolo: Why...didn't...you...DOOOOOOOODGE?!?!! Blech. (dies)

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: (Takes off his scouter) It's... 1006.
Nappa: Wha, really?
Vegeta: Yeah, kick his ass Nappa! (Turns off his scouter)
Nappa: YAY! (charges into battle with Goku)
(Nappa gets beaten to pulp while Vegeta just stands there)
Vegeta: Hm, that doesn't seem right...
Nappa: (Faintly in background) My arm doesn't bend that way! My arm doesn't bend that way! (Loud crunch) Oh now it does!
Vegeta: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Nappa!
(Nappa gets kicked over to him)
Nappa: (In pain) WHAAAAAAAT!?
Vegeta: I had the scouter upside down. It's over 9000... Rah. (Crushes the scouter)
Nappa: (In pain) Why do you sound so bored?!

Nappa: Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here. Right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!


  • Krillin Owned Count: 8 - Krillin is caught in the midst of Nappa's most powerful attack.
  • vegeta's "happiest moment of my life" (9 minutes, 18 seconds) is the death of nappa. Vegeta kills him as soon as the video reaches 9:18.

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