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Cell Mates

Created by

TeamFourStar

Date

5/12/17

Length

10:22

Cast[]

Featuring[]

  • Christopher Zito as Hetap Actor 1
  • Marc Swint as Hetap Narrator
  • Caitlyn Bairstow as Aerobics Instructor

Additional art and animation by[]

Additional Music Composer[]

  • AinTunez

References[]

  • "Magnets, how do they work?" meme
  • "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies
  • "We Are Number One" meme

Trivia[]

  • Jimmy Firecracker reads the disclaimer for this episode.

Quotes[]

Cell: Clever little move there. But would you truly have been satisfied with a ring out?
Goku: Well yeah, it's how I beat Piccolo...and Tenshinhan...and my wife.
Jimmy Firecracker: My god. (The camera starts to focus on Goku) This orange hillbilly beats his wife!
Goku: It really wasn't much of a fight. One hit and she just went down. Then we got married, I put a baby in her, and now she just stays at home, cooks my dinner, and raises our kid.
Chichi: (watching all this on the TV) You know, when he puts it that way--
(Cut to the crowd watching on the big screen)
Crowd: (chanting) Bullshit! Bullshit!
(Cut back to the fight)
Gohan: Suddenly really happy I don't go to public school.

Goku: Sorry, Cell. I'm here to win. And you're never gonna beat me with your stolen techniques.
Cell: And what, are you gonna beat me with your stolen techniques?
Goku: What? I don't steal techniques.
Piccolo: Actually Goku, yeah you do.
Goku: Whaaaaa? What about the Kamehameha?
Krillin: Uh, that was Master Roshi.
Goku: The Solar Flare?
Tien: That's mine, thanks.
Goku: The Spirit Bo--
King Kai: Goku, I'm watching the tournament. Don't think you can pull that shit!
Goku: Oh hey, King Kai. Quick question: Did I learn the Kaioken on my own?
King Kai: My f**king name is in it!
Cell: (starts charging the Kamehameha) Ka...me...
Goku: (gasp) That's Yamcha's move!

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