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  • xbubblemunkyx as Piza
  • OctoPimp as Piroshki
  • Connor McKinley as Announcer
  • Xander Mobus as Jimmy Firecracker
  • KaiShiden as Larry the Camerman

Additional art and animation by[]

  • Christopher Niosi

Additional Music Composer[]

  • AinTunez

Digital Animations[]

  • MasakoX


  • "I Have Waited So Long" by Foreigner


  • Mister Satan reads the disclaimer for this episode.
  • The episode's title is a play on the Japanese word seru, meaning "cell".


Mister Satan: Now, what do you have to say to that?
Cell: ...
Mister Satan: Oh what's the matter? Satan got your tongue?
Cell: Are you sure about this?
Mister Satan: Speak up, bug boy!
Cell: You look like an extra from a budget porno flick. The kind where everyone gets tested afterwards. Even the cameramen.
Mister Satan: Oh. Um, you're--
Cell: Did they find you in the subway? Were you homeless? Did you get your start in bum fights?
Mister Satan: This is gettin' oddly personal.
Cell: Do you have any actual friends? Any relationships at all that aren't about your money or your position?
Mister Satan: ...I have a daughter.
Cell: Oh, that poor orphan.
Mister Satan: Can w-can we cut to commercial?

Mister Satan: I am the World Martial Arts champion, and I will be the one to defeat Cell!
Goku: (gasp) There was a tournament? You won the tournament? I won a tournament! That means he's even stronger than Krillin.
Krillin: Wait, hold o--uh--why me specifically?
Goku: Dang it, and I really wanted a turn. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to let the champ handle it.
Piccolo: Are you for real right now?
Goku: Yeah. He's the champ. He's got this.
Piccolo: I can't tell if he's serious and that's very concerning.

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