- Takahata101 – Cell
- Lanipator – Krillin, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Mr. Popo, Vegeta
- Megami33 - Bulma, Chiaotzu
- Remix – Android 16
- ShudoRanmaru – Android 18
- Ganxingba – Tenshinhan, Android 17
- MasakoX – Goku, Gohan
- Faulerro – Yamcha
- Hnilmik – ChiChi
- KaiserNeko - Oolong, Trunks
- Terminator ("Come with me if you want to live.")
- Shadow of the Colossus
- "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers ("You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.")
- Imperfect Cell reads the disclaimer for this episode (despite Cell being in his Semi-perfect form for the entirety of the episode).
- Krillin Owned Count: 32 - Bulma flies her vehicle into Krillin.
- Eighteen: And you honestly think I'd let you do the same to me?
- Cell: To be honest, your compliance isn't a factor.
- Eighteen: Well then... I'll just have to do this...
- Cell: ...Give yourself a boob exam?
- Eighteen: No; explode my bomb.
- Cell: In your boob?
- Eighteen: *No*; in my ches--
- Cell: Booby bomb!
- Eighteen: I'm serious!
- Cell: Oh my god, it's Tien! What, was Krillin busy? Come on, buddy, you can't be serious. With your power level? You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan. You're just human.
- Tien: Yeah? Well, you know what? F**k power levels, f**k Super Saiyans, and f**k you!
- Tien: KI! KO! HO!
- Cell: (panting) Are ya done?! Because I'm coming out... And I swear to god... If you do that AGAIN... I will be so *freaking nettled*!
- Tien: Kikouhou.
- Cell: AW, DAMMIT!!!!
- Chiaotzu: His body won't last long. The Kikoho just takes too much energy.
- Yamcha: Yeah, didn't he do that when you...uh...when you--
- Chiaotzu: Died, yes. Jesus, we've literally all done it.
- Chichi: I haven't.
- Chiaotzu: Give it some time. You're hanging with the right crowd.
- Master Roshi: (shouting to Oolong) Pig, grab M'Dick!
- Oolong: Please tell me you mean the submarine.
- Master Roshi: Heh!
- Goku: It's a good thing I showed up when I did. Cell was about to 69 ya.
- Gohan: 86, Dad. 86.
- Goku: I'm not good with numbers.
- (Vegeta and Trunks emerge from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.)
- Goku: Hey, Trunks. Wow, neat hair.
- Trunks: (thinking) Oh my god. First piece of positive reinforcement in over a year. Respond appropriately. (out loud) Thank you. I grew it myself. (thinking) Dammit!