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Snakeway to Heaven

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  • Pac-Man Theme
  • Donkey Kong - Paula is Kidnapped
  • Norihiko Hibino - Encounter
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Prologue
  • Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama


  • Pac Man
  • Donkey Kong
  • Sailor Moon
  • Super Mario Bros.
  • Nick-At-Night
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Hans and Franz from SNL
  • The episode's title is a reference to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"


  • Krillin Owned Count: 3 - Krillin is knocked off of Kami's lookout by Mr. Popo for attempting to ask a question before training began.


(Goz and Mez find Goku, who just fell off of snakeway and into hell)
Goz: (With thick, flamboyant German accent) Ah, who do 've have here? A little girly man, yeah?
Goku: (Getting up) I'm Goku. Who are you?
Goz: I'm Goz.
Mez: (Also with a thick, flamboyant German accent) 'Und I am Mez.
Goz and Mez: (In unison) 'Und we are here to pump (Both spank themselves) You up!
Goku: (Disturbed) O-kay...but I'm sorta--
Goz: (Interrupts) First 've're going to do a hundred squats!
Mez: 'Und zen lots of push-ups on 'ze hard ground.
Goz: 'Und zen a bunch of jumping jacks! Hoooooo!
Goku: (Even more disturbed) That...sounds like...fun. But I'm sort of in a hurry. How do I get out of here?
Mez: 'Agh, there's no way out of here...unless you manage to beat us in a test of strength and speed.
Goz: Yeah, lots of running, 'und wrestling, 'und 'sveat!
Mez: Grappling each other on ze cold ground, yeah.
Goku: (Desperate to avoid this) Okay...now let's say we went through all that...then where would you say the exit is?
Goz: (Points somewhere) Oh. It's right over 'zere.
Mez: Yeah, but you have to beat us first and... (Sees Goku running off) Agh! He's running away!
Goku: (Stops) Oh, before I go, have you seen my brother Raditz around here? Spikey hair, tail?
Mez: Agh, yes, he made a horrible mess of 'ze Blood Fountain.
Goku: (Looks at the Blood Fountain) Looks fine to me.
Goz: (Angrily) It used to be 'vater!
Goku: Wow. Well, I'm going now. By the way, thanks for the fruit. (Reveals a fruit he took from the tree)
Goz: (Horrified as he watches Goku eat the fruit) Agh! He has a piece of 'ze fruit! Agh, nein! Don't eat 'ze fruit! Don't eat 'ze fruit!
Goku: (Finishes eating the fruit) Bye. (Leaves)
Goz: Oh, now we can't make 'ze fruit salad for King Yemma's barbeque!
Mez: Yeah, 'und Dabura's going to bring some 'zing totally kick-ass, 'und we will have nothing, 'und WE WILL LOOK LIKE FOOLS!
Goz: Ugh, I am so mad!
Mez: Yeah, let us go 'vork off our stress by doing squat thrusts 'und stretches.
Goz: Yeah, 'zen we'll do grappling in our speedos.
Mez: I'll grab 'ze oil. (They leave)

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