|Happily Ever Afterlife|
- MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Roshi
- Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin, Mr. Popo, Malchior People
- Takahata101 - Nappa
- Vegeta3986 - Radditz, Kami
- Megami33 - Bulma
- KaiserNeko - SpeakerGuy, Ambiguously Gay Demon
- Psycho Soundtrack - The Murder
- Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama
- Roshi: Well, Goku is passed, but his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. (Krillin takes up Gohan's hat) Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once mo--
- Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): Raditz? Raaditz?
- Roshi: (Krillin and Bulma approach Raditz's corpse) What the hell is that?!
- Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): (rapidly) Guy who's as strong as the Saibamen says what? (Raditz doesn't answer) That usually gets to him, I think he's dead Vegeta.
- Vegeta (other end of Raditz's scouter): Big shocker, nobody cares! We're 10 times stronger than him anyway! We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone, and we'll be there within a year or so...depending on filler of course.
- Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): Aanything else we need to go over, Vegeta?
- Vegeta (other end of Raditz's scouter): Nnope, that's about it.
- Roshi: ...well...fu-- (switches to opening sequence)
- Kami: And so, we need Goku here to get to King Kai's for his masterful training, Lord Yemma.
- King Yemma: Give me one good reason I should allow this.
- Kami: Because if you don't... (he points to a line of souls waiting to be judged) that line's going to increase by 6 billion!
- King Yemma: 6 billion? I'm supposed to be intimidated by 6 billion? Please, I can judge 6 billion souls faster than you take a piss, old man.
- Kami: (Offended) Y'know, I am the guardian of Earth. Can I please get a little bit more respect here?
- King Yemma: Big deal. I'm the closest thing to a God in this show...until you get to the Kais. Then I'll be horribly insignificant. I do have a desk though; it's made of Mahogany... (As if in a trance) Mahogany.
- Kami: Uh, anyway, can we please--?
- King Yemma: (Yells) SILENCE! (Kami and Goku stare in fear) Mahogany.
- Kami: (Awkwardly) Um...sir?
- King Yemma: (Snaps out of it) Wha-WHAT? Oh, uh, sure, whatever...he can go to King Kai's...but he'll have to run on... (Deep voice) SNAKE. WAY! (Dramatic music plays)
- Goku: (Unphased) Sounds fun.
- King Yemma: Prepare to be surprised.