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The Good, the Bad, and the Purple

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  • SaiyaJedi - Japanese Announcer


  • You Yamazaki - Sanjou!! Ginyu Tokusentai!!
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Akai Ribbon
  • PrinceRoy and Ain Soph Aur - Crabplosion
  • Kenji Yamamoto - Courage Fills The Heart
  • Shunsuki Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai


  • The title is a reference to The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug


  • Jeice reads the disclaimer for this episode.


Frieza: (Thinking to himself) So for the 1st Century I'll go easy on them, lure them into a false sense of security. And then when they think I'm not so bad, BAM! I'll go full tyrant on them in the 2nd Century. After that I'll disappear for a millennium and make them wonder if I ever existed to begin with. Just to come back and kill them all. (Dende flies by) Good Afternoon.
Dende: It's Morning! (In Namekian) Douche.
Frieza: Cute Kid. Seems familiar.

Nail: What do you want?
Frieza: Ah, good sir. I suppose you could say I'm looking for technical support.
Guru: Naaaiiilll, do we have a visitor?
Nail: Yes, sir.
Guru: NAAAIIILLL, take his coat.
Frieza: I don't have a coat.
Nail: He doesn't have a coat, sir. And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race.
Guru: Nail, don't take his coat.
Frieza: You see, I recently aquired what you people refer to as "Dragon Balls", but I'm having trouble getting them to do what I want.
Nail: Did you try working the shaft?
Frieza: Classy.
Guru: Nail, what does he want?
Nail: He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls.
Guru: Did you tell him to work the shaft?
Nail: Yes, Lord Guru.
Guru: Good work, Nail.
Frieza: I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult.
Nail: Well sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-EATAD*CK.
Guru: We don't even have those!
Frieza: Ok this is getting ridiculous! What is that!? (Blasts a hole in Guru's home)
Frieza: Good Lord! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water! How is he so fat!?

Ginyu: I've witnessed your abilities first-hand and I assure you that you're--
(Goku uses the Kaio-Ken)
Ginyu: 180,000....Huh.
Jeice: Hey Cap'n, isn't your max power level only one hundred and--
Ginyu: AHHHHHH! (dives into the water)
Jeice: Yeah, 120,000. That's what I thought.
Goku: Is he gonna be OK?
Jeice: Oh, the cap'n? Yeah, he just does that sometimes.
(Ginyu comes back out of the water)
Ginyu: Alright, I'm back.
Jeice: How you goin', Cap'n?
Ginyu: How do you think?
Jeice: Well, Cap'n if you're gettin' stressed, you could always...you know.
Ginyu: Oh, Jeice! This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Jeice: Uh, I meant switch bodies, sir.

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