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A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs

Created by

TeamFourStar

Date

8/15/10

Length

11:27

Cast[]

Featuring[]

  • xthedarkone - Oran
  • Michael "VegettoEX" LaBrie

Music[]

  • Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu

References[]

  • Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3
  • Skype
  • A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
  • George Takei
  • Verizon
  • Kill it with fire

Trivia[]

  • Zarbon reads the disclaimer for this episode. This marks the first episode where characters begin reading the disclaimer.
  • Before she's knocked over and interrupted by Krillin's abrupt landing, Bulma is humming "Romantic Ageru Yo!", the ending theme for the original Dragon Ball series.
  • Appule appears to be playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 on the medical computer, beating up Bardock as revenge for the death of Eachpei.

Quotes[]

Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space-Skype.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I...(to Ginyu) Ginyu, I'll call you back (hangs up). (to Zarbon) Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make reservations early.
Freeza: Oh, and all this time I could've sworn you were...never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Freeza: Well, no, I just...I thought you were into...uh, you know, it really doesn't matter.
Zarbon: Well it matters to me because frankly, it sounds like you thought I was--
Orlen: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing (gets zapped by Freeza) TANK!
Freeza: Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
Zarbon: Did he say something about Vegeta?
Freeza: What? (A huge explosion catches their attention.) ...Zarbon, who did you leave guarding him?
(They reach the healing room and find it wrecked, with a dead Appule on the floor.)
Freeza: APPULE?! You left APPULE here?!
Zarbon: Well I thought he could handle it!
Freeza: Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta!!

King Kai: Hello, Goku? Do you hear me? I swear to God, if this is George Takei again, I'm gonna shove a brick up the Verizon guy's ass.
Goku: King Kai?
King Kai: Ah, there you are, Goku. I see you're on your way to Namek.
Goku: I'm gonna beat someone up.
King Kai: Of course you are. But listen, there's someone on Namek that you must absolutely stay away from. You hear me? He's even stronger than Vegeta, and he--
Goku: I know.
King Kai: What?
Goku: I'm gonna beat him up.
King Kai: Goku, no. This is nothing like Vegeta. It is much, much worse.
Goku: Uh huh....
King Kai: He is known throughout the galaxy as the most terrifying and evil person there is.
Goku: Really?
King Kai: He's conquered hundreds of planets, and slaughtered billions of people.
Goku: Eeeeeeee!
King Kai: Stop it! Stop getting excited! Now promise me you will not fight him!
Goku: Ooh, I can see Planet Namek. No, wait, no, it's fake.
King Kai: Goku, seriously. Promise me that under no circumstance will you go anywhere near Frieza.
Goku: But King Kai, I--
King Kai: Promise me!
Goku: Oh, alright. I promise I will absolutely not--click! (making a dial tone noise) ehhhhhhhh....
King Kai: What the?
Goku: (inhales) ehhhhhhhhhhh....
King Kai: He...he hung up on me! How the hell did he even do that? Dammit, I'll call him back.
(ringing)
King Kai: Goku, I swear to God. I will ride your ass on this one.
George Takei: Oh my.
King Kai: Dammit Takei!

Freeza: Ginyu, hurry up double time. Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one.
Zarbon: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding.
Freeza: I'm coming, Zarbon; quick, grab my balls.
(Freeza ends call)
(Ginyu force laughing)

Vegeta: (To the tune of "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"):
I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls, dododododo,
Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo doo doo,
One star, two star,
All as big as my head!
Give them a toss,
A planet across,
That's how Vegeta wins, bye-bye!

Vegeta: Now I have 6 counting the one I have hidden near the village. All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not flying around like a jackass saying--
Krillin: I'VE GOT A DRAGON BALL!
Vegeta: I was gonna say "Come and get me Freeza!" but that works too! (Flies off after him)

Zarbon: (Desperately seeking Vegeta) This is useless! I'm never going to find him like this! I mind as well hide under a rock. Maybe Lord Freeza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying--
Vegeta: Come to papa, you bald Bastard!
Zarbon: (Spots him flying through the sky) I was going to say "Come and get me Freeza!" but that works too! (Flies off after him.)

Bulma: (Witnessing Zarbon's hideously ugly transformation) KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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