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Vam qan Namek

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  • The alternate pronunciation of "Kaio-ken" in many English dubs
  • The infamous Big Green dub.
  • Pinky and the Brain. Vegeta says some of Pinky's verbal tics when he is headbutted by Zarbon.


  • Frieza and Zarbon refer to Cui as "Kiwi," which is actually what his name is based on.
  • The full length of this episode exceeds Youtube's time limit (or what was the time limit when it was uploaded). The full version can be seen at teamfourstar.com
  • The Namekian language (in the Team Four Star universe) is based on the fictional Klingon language from Star Trek. The episode's title translates to "This Old Namek".


(Zarbon starts having a flashback)
Freeza: You know, Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
Zarbon: You don't pay us.
Freeza: Allow them to live for. I mean first we lose...what was his name?
Zarbon: Kiwi?
Freeza: Kiwi. Then we lose all of our scouters. And now Dodoria's dead. I'm sorry, but if this sh*t goes any farther south, we're going to hit Space Mexico.
Zarbon: What would you want me to do, Lord Freeza?
Freeza: Well, what I want you to do is pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, and stop being such a--
(snaps out of flashback)
Vegeta: Pansy!
Zarbon: What?
(Zarbon and Vegeta collide)
Zarbon: Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!
Vegeta: Yeah, just going to ignore that one entirely.

Nail: What is it Lord Guru?
Guru: I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. (Sees Krillin). Nail, there is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
Krillin: Uh, actually sir, I'm from Earth.
Guru: Kill it like the rest.
Krillin: Ahh!
Nail: Uh, actually sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet.
Krillin: Yeah. We came here looking for help. And I see you have a Dragon Ball up there. Well we're gonna make sure that they don't steal it.
Guru: And how is that?
Krillin: I'm gonna take it.
Nail: Learn your place, Earthling. You have some nerve demanding a Dragon Ball from--
Guru: Here, take it. (hands Dragon Ball to Krillin)
Nail: I...what?
Guru: Just don't steal the TV.
Nail: Sir, we...we don't have a television.
Guru: Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.
Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.
Guru: I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!

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