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*King Palmer - Holiday Playtime
 
*King Palmer - Holiday Playtime
 
==References==
 
==References==
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*The title is a reference to ''No Country for Old Men''
 
*AC/DC
 
*AC/DC
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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
  +
:'''Krillin: '''Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.
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:'''Gohan:''' Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.
  +
:'''Krillin:''' But I haven’t even-- I mean… yeah. Like me.
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:'''Gohan:''' Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls.
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:'''Krillin: '''Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total FAG.
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:'''Gohan: '''Krillin!
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:'''Krillin:''' What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant?
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:'''Gohan:''' Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
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:'''​​Krillin:''' THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?
   
 
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:'''Namekian Warrior:''' We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
:'''Frieza:''' 92
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:'''Freeza:''' 92
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
:'''Frieza:''' 355
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:'''Freeza:''' 355
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' We are...we...what are you--
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' We are...we...what are you--
:'''Frieza: '''No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
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:'''Freeza: '''No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' And...we are the ones who will stop you.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' And...we are the ones who will stop you.
:'''Frieza:''' Ooh, wow. 419
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:'''Freeza:''' Ooh, wow. 419.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' That's...what the hell are you doing?
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' That's...what the hell are you doing?
:'''Frieza:''' Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
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:'''Freeza:''' Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' You...you insane bastard.
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' You...you insane bastard.
:'''Frieza:''' 190
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:'''Freeza:''' 190
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
 
:'''Namekian Warrior:''' Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
:'''Frieza:''' Oh my! 12.
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:'''Freeza:''' Ohoho my! 12.
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: '''Namekian Warrior: '''GRRRRRR!
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:'''Zarbon:''' ''(Noticing Frieza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians)'' Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
 
 
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:'''Frieza:''' Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
 
 
:'''Zarbon:''' ''(Noticing Freeza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians)'' Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
:''(An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Frieza's men)''
 
 
:'''Freeza:''' Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
 
:''(An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Freeza's men)''
 
:'''Dodoria:''' ''(A little concerned)'' And they're killing our guys...
 
:'''Dodoria:''' ''(A little concerned)'' And they're killing our guys...
:'''Frieza:''' Oh we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.
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:'''Freeza:''' Oh, we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.
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:'''Goku:''' This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
 
:'''Goku:''' This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
 
:'''Dr. Briefs:''' There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
 
:'''Dr. Briefs:''' There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
 
:'''Goku:''' Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
 
:'''Goku:''' Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
 
:'''Dr. Briefs:''' Dammit, there is no muffin button!
 
:'''Dr. Briefs:''' Dammit, there is no muffin button!
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: '''Goku: '''Darn.
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  +
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:'''Freeza:''' Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seem to have destroyed our scouters.
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:'''Namekian Elder: '''That wasn't part of our deal!
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:'''Freeza:''' And 500!
   
 
==Also See==
 
==Also See==
 
*[[Dragon Ball Z Abridged]]
 
*[[Dragon Ball Z Abridged]]
[[Category:Dragon Ball Z TAS Episode]]
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[[Category:TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Episodes]]

Latest revision as of 22:05, 31 July 2014

No Country For Old Namekians

Created by

TeamFourStar

Date

4/29/10

Length

8:51

Cast[]

Featuring[]

  • TehExorcist - Namekian Warriors
  • WhipOfAlchemy - Panti (Mrs. Briefs)

Music[]

  • Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Saiya-jin Kitaru
  • Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises on the Battle
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
  • King Palmer - Holiday Playtime

References[]

  • The title is a reference to No Country for Old Men
  • AC/DC

Quotes[]

Krillin: Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.
Gohan: Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.
Krillin: But I haven’t even-- I mean… yeah. Like me.
Gohan: Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls.
Krillin: Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total FAG.
Gohan: Krillin!
Krillin: What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant?
Gohan: Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
​​Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?

Namekian Warrior: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
Freeza: 92
Namekian Warrior: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
Freeza: 355
Namekian Warrior: We are...we...what are you--
Freeza: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
Namekian Warrior: And...we are the ones who will stop you.
Freeza: Ooh, wow. 419.
Namekian Warrior: That's...what the hell are you doing?
Freeza: Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
Namekian Warrior: You...you insane bastard.
Freeza: 190
Namekian Warrior: Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
Freeza: Ohoho my! 12.
Namekian Warrior: GRRRRRR!

Zarbon: (Noticing Freeza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians) Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
Freeza: Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
(An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Freeza's men)
Dodoria: (A little concerned) And they're killing our guys...
Freeza: Oh, we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.

Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
Goku: Darn.

Freeza: Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seem to have destroyed our scouters.
Namekian Elder: That wasn't part of our deal!
Freeza: And 500!

Also See[]