TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 14

No Country For Old Namekians
Created by	TeamFourStar
Date	4/29/10
Length	8:51

Cast

• MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
• Lanipator - Krillin
• KaiserNeko - Zarbon, Cargo
• LittleKuriboh - Frieza
• Hbi2k - Dr. Briefs
• Takahata101 - Village Elder Moori, Dende
• Antfish - Dodoria

Featuring

• TehExorcist - Namekian Warriors
• WhipOfAlchemy - Panti (Mrs. Briefs)

Music

• Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
• Shunsuke Kikuchi - Saiya-jin Kitaru
• Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises on the Battle
• Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
• King Palmer - Holiday Playtime

References

• The title is a reference to No Country for Old Men
• AC/DC

Quotes

Krillin: Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.

Gohan: Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours Krillin.

Krillin: But I haven’t even- I mean… yeah. Like me.

Gohan: Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls.

Krillin: Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total fag.

Gohan: Krillin!

Krillin: What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant?

Gohan: Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.

​​Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?!

Namekian Warrior: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.

Frieza: 92

Namekian Warrior: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.

Frieza: 355

Namekian Warrior: We are...we...what are you--

Frieza: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.

Namekian Warrior: And...we are the ones who will stop you.

Frieza: Ooh, wow. 419

Namekian Warrior: That's...what the hell are you doing?

Frieza: Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.

Namekian Warrior: You...you insane bastard.

Frieza: 190

Namekian Warrior: Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!

Frieza: Ohoho my! 12.

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Zarbon: (Noticing Frieza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians) Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.

Frieza: Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.

(An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Frieza's men)

Dodoria: (A little concerned) And they're killing our guys...

Frieza: Oh we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.

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Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?

Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered that.

Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.

Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!

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Frieza: Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seemed to have destroyed our scouters.

Namekian Elder: That wasn't part of our deal!

Frieza: And 500!

Also See

• Dragon Ball Z Abridged