|No Country For Old Namekians|
Cast[edit | edit source]
- MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
- Lanipator - Krillin
- KaiserNeko - Zarbon, Cargo
- LittleKuriboh - Frieza
- Hbi2k - Dr. Briefs
- Takahata101 - Village Elder Moori, Dende
- Antfish - Dodoria
Featuring[edit | edit source]
- TehExorcist - Namekian Warriors
- WhipOfAlchemy - Panti (Mrs. Briefs)
Music[edit | edit source]
- Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Saiya-jin Kitaru
- Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises on the Battle
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
- King Palmer - Holiday Playtime
References[edit | edit source]
- The title is a reference to No Country for Old Men
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- Krillin: Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.
- Gohan: Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.
- Krillin: But I haven’t even-- I mean… yeah. Like me.
- Gohan: Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls.
- Krillin: Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total FAG.
- Gohan: Krillin!
- Krillin: What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant?
- Gohan: Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
- Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?
- Namekian Warrior: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
- Freeza: 92
- Namekian Warrior: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
- Freeza: 355
- Namekian Warrior: We are...we...what are you--
- Freeza: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
- Namekian Warrior: And...we are the ones who will stop you.
- Freeza: Ooh, wow. 419.
- Namekian Warrior: That's...what the hell are you doing?
- Freeza: Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
- Namekian Warrior: You...you insane bastard.
- Freeza: 190
- Namekian Warrior: Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
- Freeza: Ohoho my! 12.
- Namekian Warrior: GRRRRRR!
- Zarbon: (Noticing Freeza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians) Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
- Freeza: Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
- (An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Freeza's men)
- Dodoria: (A little concerned) And they're killing our guys...
- Freeza: Oh, we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.
- Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
- Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
- Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
- Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
- Goku: Darn.
- Freeza: Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seem to have destroyed our scouters.
- Namekian Elder: That wasn't part of our deal!
- Freeza: And 500!
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