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Episode 36/37
Season 1, Episode 36/37
Air date 7/8/2009
Created by Megami33
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Pokemon! We've got an anime mash-up in this bitch!



Cast[]

  • Megami33 - Serena, Sammy, Backup singer & Sound effect
  • KrisRix - Amy, Raye, Mina, Beryl, Lita, Random lady & Backup singer
  • roll002 - Lita, Darien/Tuxedo Mask, Random guy & Backup singer
  • Whip0fAlchemy- Malachite, Greg & Backup singer
  • Judgement915 - Italia

Special Guest[]

Music[]

Custom Songs[]

Shadow Warriors Theme

Darien: I want to be the very best,
Like Zoicite never was (cuz it's dead!)
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Shadow warrior, to understand
The power that's inside.
Shadow warrior! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Shadow warrior!
(Oh) I'm so overjoyed,
That this world we get to destroy.
Shadow warrior! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A goal so true,
With my sword I'll run them through!
Blood and guts and death and pain!
Shadow warriors!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all,
Shadow warriors!


Amy's Evolution Song
Amy: Heart's beating around the clock,
Greg: ...wait, what?
Amy: Time tickin' away it doesn't stop.
Greg: Are you talking about how I'm running out of quarters?
Amy: Evolution is takin' place,
The world is spinnin' and changin' everyday!
Greg: Well... yeah?
Amy: Anything you think of with a name.
Greg: Like Hercules?
Amy: There isn't anything in life, that ever stays the same.
Everything changes, changes
Things are changin' constantly
Everything changes, changes
It's evolutionary!
Thank you, Charles Darwin, Darwin
Changin' all the time,
Playin' with your mind!
It's a change you cannot resist,
F#ck all of you Creationists!


Double Trouble Song
Italia: Shut up already - I'm sick of waiting!
I want the crystal, and this time don't screw it up!
Beryl & Malachite:
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Malachite: You'll be the hottest dictator of all time.
Beryl: Creator of a grand design.
Beryl: I'll be the king.
Malachite: You're already the queen.
Beryl: DON'T DISRESPECT ME!
Malachite: Yes, ma'am.
Beryl and Malachite:
Queen Beryl's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Beryl: Not really walkin', cuz I'm always in this big chair
Beryl and Malachite: We're gonna capture Sailor Moon!
Malachite: And the crystal!
Backup singers:
We're the Negaverse and we fight for what's wrong
For mayhem and madness and rare Pokemon!
Malachite: Crystals!
Beryl: I'm so gorgeous
Malachite: You're always the man
Italia: You're just the players in my master plan!


Jupiter's Trying Song
Now I face the greatest test
Use the kung-fu that I've learned,
My goal is to be the best
But if he ruptures my boob, then I'll be concerned.
Time to finish this fight,
So then I can go and get drunk tonight!
I'll kick Darien's ass - with all my might!
It's my destiny...
To spread my legs-- Oh! And also to fight!
You can do it if you really try---
AW F#CK!

Serena Saves the day (Not really)
Serena: Well, look at that!
The time has come!
I've saved the day, again!
Who could have guessed---

Mina's PokeRap!
PokeRap Guy:
OKAY GUYS, WE GOTTA RAP SOME BOYFRIENDS.
YOU JUST DO THE SINGING, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE HARD PART.
LET'S GET IT ON!
Mina: That's what she said!
I wanna be the best hooker that ever was!
Without catching an STD, yeah that's my cause!
PokeRap Guy:
Takahata 101, Antfish, KaiserNeko,
Judgement 915, Ezekieru, CountAbyss,
Lanipator, Eric, Borin, Masako
TehExorcist, LittleKuriboh----
Mina: Waaait a minute. I wouldn't tap THAT.
PokeRap Guy: OOPS. SORRY BABE! WRONG IMAGE.
Mina: Ohhh, okay! Giggle!

Together Forever SMA Style
Serena: You've been such a good friend,
Raye: I'm counting down the days till your dead!
Serena: We don't got a lot of friends,
Because they come and go!
Raye: That's because I sacrifice them,
And I'll get you one day too, you stupid bitch
Serena: That doesn't rhyme--
Together, forever no matter how long,
Raye: Or only till the end of the season one!
Serena and Raye:
Because then we will lose all of our memories
Serena: I hope we didn't spoil it for you
Raye: Still counting down the days,
Until you are a rotting corpse!
Serena: Gee, thanks, Raye!
Raye: You're welcome!

References[]

  • Pokemon References
    • Who's That Pokemon.
    • Bubble Beam

Also See[]

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