PyrOMG is a voice actor and abridger, who helped found Abridgiplex, Abridgilliance, and Abridgers' Lounge. He currently helps as brand manager of The Schmuck Squad.
- Pyro is a very active member of the Abridged Community and works to encourage people to strive and improve to create quality content.
- He does not have a single functioning tastebud, which causes him to consume what most members of the human population would describe as household waste.
- He can teleport, but only while simultaniously pooping.
- He invented the ozone layer by accident as part of a drunken dare.
- He once temporarily high-kicked the moon out of orbit, causing the 2004 tsunami in south-east Asia.
- It has been said he is a boomer according to a PyroSouls Stream