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None Piece




29/01/2011 - 25/07/2016


9 (+2 AU episodes)


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This series was created by purpleeyeswtf and currently has 9 episodes. It is a parody of One Piece that follows the adventures of Monkey Dee Luffy and his motley crew, who are trying to find the None Piece, a legendary place said to contain true happiness. LittleKuriboh enjoys the series and guest starred in Pirates and/or Ninjas, as well as Captain Shanks in Episode 3.


Episode 1 - 4, 8 and 9 revolve around plot lines close to the ones in One Piece. Episodes 5-7 (Syrup Island Arc) have two versions - 'spectaculars' that are similar to other None Piece episodes but with cameos from PurpleEyesWTF's other series, and a mega episode (5-7) that is a full-blown crossover between all of the creator's series.


thumb|200px|right|Pirates and/or Ninjas Pirates and/or Ninjasaired on May 6, and LittleKuriboh guest starred.


purpleeyeswtf uses the traditional 4kids opening song, which is disliked by many One Piece lovers. It remains normal until episode 3, where it was bleeped out. Since then, the opening has featured a different edit every episode.


All characters are voiced by PurpleEyesWTF, with the exception of Shanks being voiced by LittleKuriboh in episode 3, and Miss Kaya being voiced by Nowacking in episodes 5-7.
For full character details, see: None Piece Characters.

Monkey Dee Luffy[]

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Luffy in Episode 1 of None Piece

Monkey Dee Luffy is a 45 year old man who looks like he's 16, due to the fact that he is made of rubber, and it is very difficult to get wrinkles when you're made of rubber. He speaks like Sean Connery. He first appeared in episode 1 when he burst out of a barrel, taking everyone by surprise. He was sent to jail at some point before for making internet parodies, and enjoys killing people for no apparent reason. In his own words, his "father was a test tube" and his "mother was a rubber band". Luffy enjoys watching videos of baby seals, particularly one which he has christened "Mr. Fuzzy-Flippers". He also seems to have difficulty recalling his past -- when he was trying to explain to Zoro about his hat, Zoro said that all he did was describe the plots of various movies jumbled up together. Every night, Luffy has a recurring dream where he opens up a Cracker Jack box and the kid on the front is the prize inside; he then wakes up in a cold sweat until he pisses himself back to sleep. He seems to be the only one who can hear the narrator's voice; at one point, when the narrator was speaking, he said "There! Right there, damn, there it is again! HOW ARE YOU NOT HEARING THIS!?" He also hates ninjas.

Zolo Zoro[]

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"Zolo" in Episode 4 of None Piece

Zoro first appeared briefly in episode 1 in the last few seconds. He made a more formal appearance in episode 2, shown tied up by Morgan's son. Zoro loves pancakes, beer, sandwiches, killing people, and wants to "make sweet sugary love" to Aunt Jemimah (the woman on the syrup bottle). He seems to think that 'None Piece' is a strip club (probably because a two-piece and a one-piece are types of bathing suits). Zoro believes that sarcasm is a smell. He laughed at himself when he said "butthole", indicating that he's rather immature. He referred to animal crackers as "snack food of the gods" and became furious when Rika said "They can't be that good." Zoro doesn't know what a vagina is, despite having presumably been to a strip club before.


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Nami in Episode 7 of None Piece.

Nami is the navigator of the Luffy's crew. She first appeared in episode 1 in a non-speaking role, and showed up later in episode 3. She "married" Luffy and took him on a honeymoon, which she called the "best honeymoon ever". She likes watching funny cat videos and taunting Zoro. In episode 5, she was shown to be looking at a "nude pic of Tara Strong".


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Usopp in Episode 6 of None Piece.

Usopp is a British man with a nose that is six inches long and wears a hairnet. He is also known as the Butt-Tickler, due to the fact that he tickles the villagers' butts while they sleep. He isn't very smart, shown by the fact that he forgot to warn the villagers about the pirates and he didn't realize that said pirates were at the other port. He likes cat videos. His father ran out on him when he was young. He got the crew their boat. Most of the other characters have some degree of disdain for him.

Episode List[]

For extended Episode summaries and details, see: None Piece Episodes.

Episode Air Date
Episode 1: He's a rubber b- ...Man.

Luffy appears, punches Alvida off a ship, and runs away in a rowboat with Coby.

Jan 29, 2011
Episode 2: Johnny Depp was a pirate.

Luffy and Coby journey to a marine island and meet Zoro, who is tied up, waiting to be executed. While trying to help him escape, they earn the ire of Captain Morgan, his crew, and his son.

Apr 8, 2011
Episode 3: Nami rhymes with salami.

Luffy and Zoro defeat Morgan and leave the island (but forget to bring Coby). Luffy attacks a fat bird, which leads him to crash-land on another island and meeting Nami.

Aug 18, 2011
Episode 4: Eject all subplots.

Luffy & co. meet Buggy and his motley crew. Nami switches loyalties to Luffy's side. The trio then defeat Buggy and two of his underlings and they run away from the island.

Mar 23, 2012
Episode 5-7 (One version)

Goatman Butler hires a DJ for Miss Kaya's B-day.
Luffy, Zoro, Nami, and Usopp gatecrash Kaya's birthday party and cause all sorts of trouble in the company of the Code MENT characters. They end up leaving with a ship after blowing up Kaya's mansion.

Oct 25, 2012
Episode 5: The Island of Misfits - Part 1

The gang meet Usopp, who takes them to a restaurant and leaves them with the check.

Dec 24, 2012
Episode 6: The Island of Misfits - Part 2

The village children ally themselves with Luffy & co., we learn of Kuro's sinister plot to get Kaya's property, and the gang decide to help Usopp defeat the pirates.

Feb 6, 2013
Episode 7: The Island of Misfits - Final

The pirates come to the island; Luffy defeats all of them, Usopp gets them a ship, and he, Luffy, Zoro, and Nami leave the island.

Sep 16, 2013
Episode 8

The crew meet the main star of the film "Man in a Box" and decide to help him make a sequel until Luffy discovers his secret.

Nov 26, 2014

Episode 9

Luffy & co. arrive at the Baratie. Don Krieg shows up for "Second Christmas" and Luffy kills him. Zoro fights Jesus and is gravely wounded.

Jul 25, 2016

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