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Naruto Shippuden Abridged Parody is a parody of the Naruto Shippuden series. The series currently goes up to the Kazekage Rescue Arc.


Return of Naruto

The story starts with Sakura walking around Konoha. She then met up with Konohamaru and his team mates who want to show her a dead body. Sakura, initially disgusted, reluctantly went with Konohamaru and his team mates. She managed to seduce the guards into letting the group check out the dead body. Sakura sucks sai's dick after. and at the end of the day i truly dontt care for the body i just want to go home but then naruto was like hey man your so cool and i was like yeah and naruto was like hey man can i hang out with you and i was like NO. Naruto's heart got crushed. That was when he needed to get stronger. He seeked the tutelage of Master Daniel Boateng to teach the way of nigga jutsu. After two and a half years of training with Jiraiya, Naruto returns to Konoha and said his old catchphrase 'Believe It'. The Naruto from the past, however, disagrees and thus the catchphrase was banned.

Sakura calls Naruto to climb down from the pole he was standing on. Naruto protested that he did not know how to so Sakura told him to jump. Naruto was pessimistic but jumped down anyways. He painfully crashlanded onto the ground.

At the Hokage Building, Tsunade, the Fith Hokage instructed Naruto and Sakura a difficult mission but was interupted by Kakashi. Naruto gives Kakashi a newly relased book called 'Make-Out Tactics' as a return gift. Tsunade tells Kakashi to read it somewhere else.

Later, Kakashi was reading out his new book that Jiraiya published and read out the only flaw. Meanwhile, Naruto and Sakura were talking with Shikamru and temari. Naruto remembered that Shikamaru was a Chuunin and commented that the rest of Konoha 11 have a long way to go. Unfortunately for naruto, Shikamaru corrected him that everyone except for Naruto is a Chuunin, even the man who sells ramen.

Naruto then calmed himself down that no one he knows in the past became a Kage. Everyone explained to him that Gaara became the Kazekage, much to Naruto's shock and anger.

In a desert, two members of Akatsuki, Deidara and Sasori, were on their way to the Sand Village. Deidara complained that it was hot and asked Sasori if the puppet the latter's in was airconditioned. Sasori tells his partner to stop complaining and questions Deidara's habit of saying 'hmm' in every sentence. Deidara then asks Sasori about the reason why he's inside his puppet. Sasori explains tht he is Chlorophobic and threatens to complain to their leader.

Back in Konoha, Naruto was trying to blow off some steam. Kakashi arrives and decides to give Naruto and Sakura the bell test again. When Kakashi mentions Saskue's name, things go EMO and he decides to say it multiple times.

Akatsuki on the move

In the Kazekage's meeting room, the Sand Village Council discuss about the Akatsuki. A member of the council suggest that they lure the Akatsuki away from the Sand with marijuana to the Leaf Village. Another member disagrees and calls the idea stupid, though the others think that the member of the council is onto something.

Meanwhile, Naruto and Sakura were still unable to get the bells from Kakashi. Naruto has a plan though it has nothing to do with stealing the bells from Kakashi. The two managed to find Kakashi and attack him. Naruto starts to tell Kakashi the spoilers of his new book, kakashi( in vain) tries to drown out the noise.

At the Sand Village, Deidara and Sasori arrive. Deidara summons a giant clay bird and goes to get some ginger beef jerky, much to Sasori's shock and confusion. Deidara explains that their mission was to retrieve some jerky from a guy named Ichibi. Sasori angrily corrects the pronounciation of ginger beef jerky as jinchuuriki. Deidara then takes of on his giant bird and asks Sasori if he could have some jerky on the way hom, to which Sasori refuses.

Naruto and Sakura mangaged to retrieve the bells from Kakashi. Sakura then spoke in a perfectly normal voice while in the previous episode, her voice was middle eastern, which Naruto questions. Tsunade then breaks the fourth wall and explains that Sakura's original voice actor left the show.

Deidara was checking his YouTube account and was watching a video called 'Evolution of Kisame'. Before Deidara could sneak behind the Kazekage by surprise, Gaara appeared in front of him. The fight between Deidara and Gaara begins with fighting airborne.