This article is about Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
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Team Four Star


01/11/2010 - 8/12/2018




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Production[edit | edit source]

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is a Team Four Star side project, written and directed by Takahata101 with editing by KaiserNeko. Episodes are released yearly around Halloween, premiering at the Team Four Star panel at the Youmacon anime convention in Detroit.

Main Cast[edit | edit source]

  • Takahata101: Alucard
  • Megami33: Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
  • Nowacking: Seras Victora
  • Hbi2k: Alexander Anderson, Old Asshole #2 (ep. 2)
  • Lanipator: The Major
  • Antfish: Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian), Narrator & Random Naziz (ep. 1), Communications (ep. 3), Dandy Man
  • LittleKuriboh: Walter (1/2), Random Nazis (ep. 1), Sir Shelby M. Penwood (Old Asshole #1)
  • MasakoX: Herr Doctor
  • KaiserNeko: Evil Homocidal Priest (ep. 1), Luke Valentine, Pip Bernadott, extras & others
  • Remix (WeeklyTubeShow): Walter (2/2), Corrupt Politician 1 (ep. 3)
  • GanXingba: Jan Valentine
  • GeneralIvan: Enrico Maxwell
  • jragoswin: Pip
  • ShudoRanmaru: Schroedinger

Guest Stars & Cameos[edit | edit source]

Episode 1

Episode 2

  • Marc Swint: Old Asshole #3 & #4
  • Sheldon Delano Killer: Guard
  • Chris Zito: Front Desk Clerk

Episode 3

  • DJSexidillionaire: Van Helsing
  • TehExorcist: Bishounen O'Brian
  • Briand Danger: Suicide Officer
  • Shazmybot: Corrupt Politician 2

Episode 4

  • Jessica Calvello: Rip Van Winkle
  • Brett Weaver: Commander Violet
  • Cherla Borinnos: The Queen
  • TehExorcist: Millennium Rebels
  • Sheldon Delano Killer: First Mate
  • Marc Swint: Captain Fodder
  • PurpleEyesWTF: Dude Who Gets The Reference
  • 1KidsEntertainment: The Guy Who Hates The Reference
  • Shinigamieater: Nazi 1
  • Faulerro: Nazi 2

Episode 5

  • Faulerro: British Dude
  • KaiserNeko: British Dude 2, Reggie, Hans
  • Danielle McRae: Zorin Blitz
  • TheEngineer: The Captain
  • PurpleEyesWTF: British Intelligence Agent, Nazi
  • Kira Buckland: Heinkel
  • Hnilmik: Yumi
  • Malcolm Ray: Sgt. Klaus
  • Shaz, 1KidsEntertainment, Apatheria, Tomamoto, OmniBeneficial, Edwyn Tong, NateWantsToBattle, and DasBoschitt as Nazis

Episode 6

  • Sonic Mega: Young Priest
  • Nathan Sharp: Comm Officer
  • Tomamoto: Captain
  • Kaggy: Mexico
  • OctoPimp: Poland
  • BohBear: Canada
  • RicerPirate: KKK Leader
  • ShockDingo: Jim
  • Matt McMuscles: Andrande

Differences from canon[edit | edit source]

  • Alucard is still loyal to Integra, but mostly disobeys her. He is also lecherous and wanders off a lot;
  • Integra is constantly exasperated by Alucard, having to rely on Walter and Seras more.
  • Seras is always referred to as "Police Girl".
  • Bernadotte speaks in constant innuendoes.
  • Anderson has a love-hate with Alucard.
  • Rather than the Papal Knights, Maxwell makes do with a volunteer army.
    • The Pure Nobles from Italy, the Mexican Inquisition, the Salvation Army, and the Knights of the Hanging Noose.
    • The Jewish army of the Temple of Beth Zion pretended to off assistance.
  • The Major's plan makes even less sense when he finally reveals it.
  • The Doktor dies from the shot that damaged the Major.
  • Walter is killed by Hinkle.
  • Alucard manages to free himself by spending many years giving each of the souls trapping him a good dose of therapy.

Episode List[edit | edit source]

Episode Air Date
Episode 1: Psych, Hitler! Nov 1, 2010
Episode 2: Bullets From Your Valentine Nov 7, 2011
Episode 3: TheCrimsonFuckr Nov 5, 2012
Episode 4: Trigger Warning Nov 4, 2013
Episode 5: Lay Back and Think of Oblivion Nov 2, 2014
Episode 6: Jour de Colère Jan 31, 2016
Episode 7: A Scythe for Sore Eyes Dec 31, 2016
Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson Oct 13, 2017
Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Walter Nov 24, 2018
Episode 10: The Party's Over Dec 8, 2018
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