Bamboo Blade Abridged Episode 1

Episode 01: "Quote on Quote: Adorable Girls" Directed by SonCurran
Aired On:	March 15th, 2012
Length:	8:06
Cast:	Kimmy13r SonCurran TheFuchsiaFox UltimateGamerist ReverseSoda
Saga:	Ishibashi Arc (Season 1)
Written By	SonCurran, RadioKhmerSitya
Resolution	16:9 - 720 X 480 (480p)

Synopsis

The story starts out in the Muroe High School Dojo, where a Kendo teacher struggles to make it. There is only one member on the team, Kirino Chiba, a very high energy girl who tries to get her Sensei Kojiro to train her for at least an hour. Sensei Kojiro's goal is to get 5 girls for a practice match against his Senpai, Kenzuburo Ishibashi. After searching with Kirino, he finds a girl named Tamaki, who he desperately wants on the team. Nakata and Donny join the Kendo team anyway, even though they won't be participating in the 5 girls match against Ishibashi's team.

Bamboo Blade Abridged Parody Ep. 01

BBA Episode 01 by DancingMonkeyPDTV

Cast

Kimmy13r - Kirino

TheFuchsiaFox - Sensei KOJIRO!

SonCurran - Tamaki, Nakata

ReverseSoda - Donny

UltimateGamerist - Sensei Ishbashi

References

• Cojiro! Used by LP'er NintendoCaprisun.
• Playing with sticks.
• Men
• Finder on a Mac. How expensive the Macs are.
• Maaaaann!! From "Threw it on the Ground!" by LonelyIsland.
• Screamo music.
• Number Six in German.

Trivia

• LilBizi (Zonny Nguyen) was originally Nakata's voice actor, but SonCurran took it over.
• Tamaki was supposed to be voiced by Emily Boulware, but SonCurran took it over.
• CarbonKirby was the first voice actor for Donny, but ReverseSoda took it over.
• Tamaki reads the disclaimer for this episode.

Quotes

• Scene 1:

​​Kirino: Swinging my stick, swinging my stick. If I wasn't a girl, I'd be swinging my-

Kojiro: Do you mind shutting the hell up?!

Kirino: Why? Was that your girlfriend, Sensei? What does she look like? Is she fat? Does she do Kendo and play with sticks like I do? 

Kojiro:  Well...She plays with sticks. I’m tired, just take it easy.

Kirino: And I’m bored, it’s so nice to meet you! Also, we won’t win any competitions at this rate. So why don’t you get off your butt and teach, Sensei?

Kojiro: You’re the only one here, you dumb f*&k! This class is an elective.

• Scene 2:

Kojiro: I’m broke as hell… and this checkbook looks like the Finder on a Mac. How they can afford to pull that off, but not feed me?

*Busts ceiling light*

Kojiro: My last light bulb…